About this Weird Blog

My Name is Jason and I was diagnosed with Leukemia within 12 hours of hearing that word in the same sentence of my name. I went from 60 to zero, living in a nice apartment in Denver with a well paying job to wearing an assless (or crotchless, depending on my mood. we call those days “perv smock days’) gown for AT MINIMUM 5 weeks in an oncology unit.

This page exists for my friends and family who want to keep up on my progress, and for me to express the complicated, boring and funny emotions and anecdotes of my new life. It will be, as as the title suggests,  humorous but also informative. It may seem cynical, but in so completely sincere if you read between the lines…hence “cancer trolling.”

Feel free to laugh along with me, it’s how we’re all going to get through this (life).
Or donate to my ever bonering medical bills if you like what you see!

Jason Hornyak
Rm 4217
Presbyterian/St. Luke’s Medical Center
1719 E 19th St
Denver, CO 80218



yeah thats chicago, but I proudly live in denver. that was from a recent vacati.. vaycashun…? vaycae.. uh doesn’t matter, won’t be taking any of those anytime soon anyway!


8 thoughts on “About this Weird Blog

  1. jk love u January 25, 2015 / 7:03 am

    update your about me, ahole. Also, good read.


    • jasonthornyak January 25, 2015 / 11:52 am

      i started the page a couple of ours ago, haven’t gotten to the about me yet, but thanks for the tip


  2. Renee January 25, 2015 / 3:52 pm

    Thanks for doing this. This is a weird way for me to get to know you as an adult, but I’m loving it so far!


    • jasonthornyak January 25, 2015 / 4:15 pm

      lol, you are in for a treat! I’m not gonna hold anything back 🙂


  3. Jodi Olson Dominguez February 2, 2015 / 5:25 pm

    Jason, I’m sorry to hear about your diagnosis. Just remember (seems you have quite a hold on it already) but it’s all about attitude. Love your weird blog, it made me smile to see how outgoing and weird you are, but hate that you have to go through this crap. Don’t stop smiling. ~ Jodi (2nd cousin in Florida)


  4. Christy Jackson February 3, 2015 / 12:42 am

    Jason, your story is incredible, and your blog is as addicting as the Serial podcast was… Has Mail Chimp gotten in touch with you about sponsorship yet? Because it really should. That is, as long as your blog doesn’t have as horrible of an ending as Serial did… What a bummer.

    Seriously though, you are in my thoughts. Maybe I’ll put together a super awkward co-worker trip to the hospital to visit you! It would be just like a happy hour, only at a hospital. You’d love that right?? 😀

    Get better! We all miss you!


    • Jason the Cancer Troll February 3, 2015 / 1:03 am

      lol, i’m down for any and all visitors. charles laudeman came by last week!

      and no, but mail chimp should totally sponsor me. tell them to!!!


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